I Knew It!

"There is no such things as dark night of the spirit, there is only dark night of the ego." Frances Vaughn

Library Books: Respect Them!

Yes, as a taxpayer, library books do belong to you. But not 100%. Not even 1%. Since I don't do math unless forced, I won't calculate the decimal percentage, but suffice to say, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HIGHLIGHT PASSAGES in library books. Uh-uh. Or underline meaningful sentences. Or check off the points you wish to remember.

You have desecrated my book. Because it's as much mine as it is yours. And you are a rude heathen.

Not Getting What I Paid For

I paid for a service to be rendered by professionals, but instead received the work of an amateur.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

Oh . . . $#!+

Y-Chromo had a friend take him to the DMV to get his learner's permit.
He passed.

I Hate Cars

Once again, my car is acting up. Why? I treat it well. But clunk clunk clunk.

Last week, it was the battery.

Last month, tie rods.

December, transmission.

We won't even get into the price of gas.

Damn Damp Dog Days

So what's up with no summer this year?

The calendar says it's supposed to be HAZY HOT HUMID.

All we're getting is the HUMID.

Brautigan "Haiku"

I can't remember if this is actually a Richard Brautigan poem, short story, or line from a short story or novel, but it reflects my mood.

He'd sell a rat's asshole
to blind man
for a wedding ring.